Play the Boooo-opoly Halloween Game with your boo this Halloween. It’s a scary spooky Monopoly type game that is more treat than trick. Or is it? It’s a scream. Basically this is a fun game for this time of year. Gets you in the mood for all the creeps and crawlies, all the freaks and frights. I promise you won’t be boo-ored.
Tag: halloween
Clear Half Fetus For Your Wall
This Clear Half Fetus needs a womb with a view. You decorate with this thing and it will look like you got angry and just chucked a womb-y slimey fetus against the wall like it was a basketball and now it’s just embedded there. Nothing but net- *Splat* Oh nevermind. I like how it has that “in the womb” look. Icky and sticky. Somebody slap that things ass and hose it off. It’s a great conversation piece. If you have the womb for it.
I feel like it should have an umbilical cord hanging down that doubles as a phone though.
Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt
Excuse me ma’am, your skirt is full of ghosts. What I’m saying is that your nether-regions are being haunted. Your lower half is probably covered in ectoplasm by now. Lucky for you I’m a Ghostbuster. I can help. Wanna be my boo? Jk. Jk. BOO! Did I scare ya? But let’s not skirt the issue. This Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt is pretty adorable. You might call it Haunt Couture. It is a grave fashion choice that is sure to raise some spirits.
Life Size Poseable Skeleton
This Life Size Poseable Skeleton has locking joints so you can pose them anyway you want. You know what that means, right neighbors? That’s right, my skeletons are lewd and crude and full of attitude. And not to be misconstrued. You live next to me and you’re screwed. And now I ran out of rhyming words. But basically I’m saying that I’m posing ’em all nasty like. Deal with it. You have blinds.
Horror Happy Meals
These Horror Happy Meals don’t seem all that kid friendly to me. Which I like. They were made by graphic designer Newt Cloninger-Clements. La-de-da, I have three names. Sorry. Did I actually type that? I’ll stand by it. Even though I think three names are excessive. Anyway, this guy made a ton of mock-ups of some more adult, horror-themed Happy Meals. There’s Stranger Things, Ash Vs. The Evil Dead, American Horror Story, and many more. Check out his Twitter and Pinterest for more.
They come with some sweet toys, I’ll give him that. Now I have to wait for him to open a fast food place so I can collect them all.
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