
Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
Tag: halloween
Monster Lab Card Game – Make Your Own Monsters

Oh yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Creating my own monsters. The Monster Lab Card Game lets you create your own monsters without all of the hassles of digging up dead bodies and reanimating them with lightning. In this game, you get to run a Mad Scientist’s Laboratory and build 1000s of unique monsters. It includes 316 cards, 10 custom etched dice, and a manual. Unlike other people who make monsters all of the time, I never had kids, so this should be enjoyable.
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Cool LEGO Vampire and Bat Building Kit

Why didn’t anyone tell me that this cool LEGO Vampire and Bat Building Kit existed? Now I can build my own vampire and bat and play with them all day long. I bet his name is Bela LEGO-see! Damn, that was a good one. I still got it. But don’t worry, it’s nothing that a few shots and some cream won’t clear right up.
Gothic Glass Bat Cutting Board

This Glass Bat Cutting Board is for more than just slicing and dicing bats, which is a delicacy that I assume vampires enjoy. You can slice vegetables in style on this thing. Perfect for any Gothic kitchen. It measures 8 x 11 inches and features a cool gothic damask background with a vintage bat image in black and white. Go batty during meal prep!
Morbid Curiosities – Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book

You know what they say. Curiosity killed the cat. I mean yeah, but it probably had an awesome time first. Just guessing. Anyway, this Morbid Curiosities: Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book is pretty cool. It’s full of morbid curiosities. We’re talking collections of skulls, mummified body parts, occultic objects, and various carnival, side-show and criminal ephemera. Sounds like just the book for a creepbay reader to devour over a night and come back to again and again.