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Skeleton Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

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Skull Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

Now this is what I call art! That’s some amazing bathroom decor. These Skeleton Bathroom Prints will give you something to ponder while you are out in the wild poo yonder doing your business. Take away all of that skin and muscle and hair and this is all we are. A skeleton pooping and peeing, maybe taking a nice bath. It’s just who we are. With these Skeleton Bathroom Prints you get some skeletons pooping, bathing. and cleaning the bathroom. I like it. I official endorse skeletal bathroom activities!

I will proudly display this with my Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set. The bathroom has to be as weird as every other room in my home after all.

Horror Movie Logbook

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Horror Movie Logbook

This Horror Movie Logbook will help you to gather your thoughts on your favorite movies as you watch them. Write your comments, ratings and reviews, and look back on movies that are worth watching again! It’s the perfect companion for horror movie lovers. Plus you can compare your own notes to those of your friends and discuss the film. Get some popcorn ready, cuz I’m bringing my book over!

Then I’m bringing the heat. After we compare notes in our Horror Movie Logbook, we can also play the Horror Movie Edition Trivial Pursuit game. It’s on now! Who will challenge me? I am the reigning champion.

Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

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Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup

Awwww. Look at this cute little guy. I have to get this little bronze bat in my belfry. This Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is a small and adorable bat with a removable head, so you can use it as a trinket box or jewelry holder. He’s holding his wings in front of him tight and looks like he’s resisting the urge to flash you. Maybe that’s just me. This little Bronze Bat Jewelry Cup is awesome. You can stash the family jewels in there for safekeeping. Not those family jewels.

And if you really go batty for bats, check out these Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders. They make your bathroom a bat-room. there’s nothing wrong with that.

Coffin Beach Towel – Tan In Peace

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Coffin Beach Towel - Tan In Peace

Life’s a beach and then ya die! Might as well soak up the sun and surf on this Coffin Beach Towel. You’ll look good like you are resting in peace to the beachgoers around you. This is how us strange and unusual folks lounge at the beach. They’ll probably all start laying flower bouquets around you and crying. Saying stuff like, “Look how young she was” or “What a tragedy. Good turnout though. Must have been pretty popular”.

Now I’m crying too. And I’m still mourning for all of the jewelry in this Coffin Jewelry Box. Though I gotta say, that model is looking sexy as hell laying on that Coffin Beach Towel. Is that weird?

The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

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The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

Look at that artwork. MoewZers! Let me introduce you to The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck featuring the amazing art of J Edward Neill. This 78 card deck is just full of, well, haunted cats. Just like my house. I have so many deceased cats in my yard, all missed terribly) and I see their little ghosts all of the time. 78 cards huh? Lets see, that’s… What’s 78 divided by 9 lives? Ah. 8.6. That’s enough tarot card reading for 8.6 cat lives, which roughly equates to not quite 9 readings as each cat has nine lives. Hmmm. I’m seeing a serious flaw here. If a cat is getting a reading, the cat can almost get that last full reading, but not quite. The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck needs more cards. Yes. That’s what my scientific equation states.

I’ll have to run my calculations on these other tarot cards.