These Skeleton Hand Food Picks are perfect for Halloween. Put them in some cupcakes so you can give each one a high five before you eat it. Maybe give it a little arm wrestling action. That’s what I would do, but I like to play with my food. These picks make food just a tad creepier. Obviously that’s okay with us.
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Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards – Deal Of The Dead
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards. Deal of the Dead! Shuffle of the Skeletons. These cards take any dead card game and make it… Well, more dead. Impress your friends and family with these awesome cards. They have some great artwork on them too. My poker night is the Day of the Dead cuz no one shows up. Maybe this deck can change that.
Crazy Freaky Japanese Stress Balls With Faces
These Japanese Stress Balls With Faces are so creepy and nasty I don’t even want to look at ’em. But it’s my job. They are little nightmare baby faces that you can squeeze when you’re having a bad day. And I would imagine that everyday is a bad day when you are carrying these things around with you. Squeezing them seems to unleash even more terror. They come in gray and white, but they are equally terrifying and willall haunt your dreams.
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Realistic RC Spider Remote Control Toy
What the hell is that? Get it away! Kill it with fire! Wanna scare the bejesus out of someone? Mess with them using this Realistic RC Spider Remote Control Toy. That’s what I did. I’m responsible for like 3 heart attacks, 2 fainting spells, some dude reaching for a pill in his pocket and 1 case of bowel evacuation, although to be fair, she did have tacos that day. This thing is too much fun. For the one controlling it. Other people? Not so much.
This Frankenstein Mug Has One Ugly Mug
Holy horror Batman! That is one ugly puss! But enough about your cat. This Frankenstein Mug looks like the meanest and ugliest drill sergeant in the world. “Get down and give me 40 pushups you maggots and move like you just got re-animated.” He looks pretty grumpy. I guess I would be pretty grumpy too, if I had bolts in my head. And bloodshot eyes. And staples in my head. Yeah, the dude has several reasons to grump it up. But he won’t say a word when you grab him by the handle and take a drink.