There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.
Tag: halloween
Day of the Dead Animal Figurines
Check out these cool Day of the Dead Animal Figurines. Play dead spike! Play dead! Now play Day of the Dead. Good boy. Now let’s wash that paint off of you before you scare the neighbors. These figurines are pretty cute. Etsy seller JuliaClareDesigns has many fun animals to choose from. These are going to look good on your desk or shelf.
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Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board / Serving Tray
I want to put peas on this Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board so I can say Rest In Peas… That’s all. I could also get a hammer and put the final nail in it. I could do a lot of wordplay with this cool and macabre kitchen accessory, but I won’t because food prep is serious business. You could also use this as a cheese serving tray. Or it could hold a small pizza. A Tombstone pizza… Okay, I can’t not do the wordplay.
Cool Bram Stoker’s Dracula Pop-Up Book
Oh shizz! Did that Vampire just pop up in my face when I turned the page? Holy crap, that bat just flew across the page. This Dracula Pop-Up Book is the original 3D. This version of Bram Stoker’s Gothic tale has beautiful illustrations that will transport you to Transylvania. Did I mention that stuff is going to pop out at you? It’s all interactive and up in your bizzness. Try not to get your blood sucked while you are flipping pages. Checkout this Vampire bat string lights too. Light to read by.
Custom Scary Skeleton Waistcoat / Vest
This Custom Skeleton Waistcoat– Wait, isn’t that a vest? What’s a waistcoat? A coat just for your waist? Something toxic waste disposal guys wear? That thing the guys on the waste disposal truck wear? It’s a vest and that’s that. A cool vest with skeletons on it. It’s what any biker would wear to a formal function to dine of hors’ devours and down some Pabst Blue Ribbon.