Let Freddy Krueger lend a hand this Halloween. This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is just what you need to scare those sugared-up kids who ring your doorbell. Trick or treat. Smell Freddy’s feet. Let Freddy give you something good to eat. Then he’s gonna eat your soul! Hey. Why are you all running away and dropping candy all over the place? Whatever. More for me. This was all part of my plan. Scare kids, sweep up tons of dropped candy and score big this Halloween. Sadly, all of the good candy sinks to the bottom of their bags. All I got is candy corn here!
Tag: hand
Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers
Hey, give me a hand with this bottle cap will ya? *Holds out my hand. Someone slaps one of these Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers in my hand* Uh… That’s not what I had in mind. Okay, I’ll try it. Have at it skeleton hand! Whoa! Pretty good. This thing pops caps easier than a LA street gang. *Shakes hands with the skeleton hand* You’re alright Mr. skeleton hand. Ohhhhh. You make a great back scratcher too. Nice.
Soap Dish Skeleton Hand
Hey buddy. How bout a hand? A skeleton hand isn’t what I had in mind. This Soap Dish Skeleton Hand is a cool and creepy accessory for your kitchen or bathroom. Maybe you can position it to make it look like it’s coming out of the wall. No bones about it, this is a cool accessory. Put a little soap on, then let the bony hand rub it in and give you a massage. That’s what I would do.
Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture
I’ve gotten some of my best gifts from random skeleton hands reaching out from my desk. This Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture is no exception. It is a lovely shiny skeleton hand holding a jewel box. It is embellished with Celtic crosses, skulls, cross bones and sparkling faux gems. It’s pretty awesome.
Never look a gift skeleton in the mouth. I mean hand.
Gargoyle Claw Back Scratcher – There Will Be Blood
This Gargoyle Claw Back Scratcher comes in several different colors. All will scratch your back like a crazed Gargoyle. They will scratch that itch, whether it’s a seven year itch, or other itch. Okay back scratcher, you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. Looks like you don’t have a back, so it’s gonna be all me. Oh yeah. It’s the Itchy and Scratchy show up in here. Oh yeah, right there. Harder. Harder. A little deeper. There ya go. *shakes it’s hand and puts it back on the shelf.* Was it as good for you as it was for me?