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Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring

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Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring
TheScaryCloset lives up to their name by storing murderous dolls in their closet. Like Slappy The Dummy From Goosebumps and Annabelle from the Conjuring. These life sized replicas are pure nightmare fuel. Never want to sleep again? Buy these freaky freak faces. Yeah, these things are conjuring goosebumps all over my skin.

Click through for a shot of Anabelle too. It’s stuff like this that reminds me there’s a hell. You gotta act right or this is your afterlife. Having lunch with Lucifer and his demon dolls for all eternity. I’m changing my ways. At the very least, no more using swiffer pads and putting them back in the box, so I can get my money back. I’m turning over a new leaf.
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Ghostly Child In Window Art Print

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Ghostly Child In Window Art Print
WTF? Why does Nosfera-tot feel the need to visit when I sleep? He looks so sad. Probably because that soft spot on his head never fused together right. Maybe he’s stealing my dreams. Maybe he’s my guardian, protecting me from Freddy. I have no idea. I just know it’s weird and the neighbors have been complaining.

Look, how about I just buy this Ghostly Child In Window Art Print, then you can do your freaky thing and watch me all you want. Cool? You promise to keep me safe from Freddy right? Okay, cool. I’m trusting you here man. Don’t make me regret this.

Haunted Candle Set

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haunted candles
I hate these haunted candles. I always wind up in a staring contest with them, which only ends when the wax melts down and burns their eyeballs. Or mine. I guess I shouldn’t stand so close. Some people never learn.*Checks my scalp burns on my bald head. Hey I have some stubble now. Cool.*

Look at how surprised they look that their head is on fire. That’s the same face I made. That’s also the face I’m making right now. Prairie-doggin’ it something fierce. I’m out guys. I’ll probably make that face one more time when I discover we are out of toilet paper. Yep. Just happened.
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Crazy Dollhouse Miniature Halloween Food

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dollhouse halloween food
Etsy seller PiccoliSpazi makes Halloween food dishes for your dollhouse. As if you playing with dolls at your age isn’t creepy enough.*Quickly hides my Star wars action figures. You’re crazy. Why would I make Luke and Leia kiss. Never happened.* You can choose from all kinds of crazy and scary dishes like fingers, eyes, brains and more. Barbie and Ken are eating good in da neighborhood.

If I show up at your dollhouse in a costume, can I get candy from that house? Hopefully some Kit-Kats? Cool. I’ll be right over! I’ll bring Barbie’s cousin Stacy and we can play all night. So what if I know who Barbie’s cousin is. I’m still manly. Kinda.
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Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion

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Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion
I don’t know about you, but every Halloween I like to get the old Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion out and have a spooky time. Then I tell ghost stories to myself until I get so scared I have to turn every light in the house on. *Checks mail* An electric bill of $550 this month? Not bad. Not bad at all.

Cheaper than last month when I watched all those X-Files episodes. Of course that wasn’t just the lights being left on. You have to factor in for all that extra laundry in the washer from wetting the bed. Honestly, someone should just call Adult Protective Services and take me away from myself.
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