Ryan McArthur has created this USA Zombie Safe Zone Map that is marked with zombie safe zones that are abundant in the resources you’ll need while on the run. Thanks Ryan. I gotta stay alive during the apocalypse, so I can drive all the Mad Max cars and have a sweet-ass mohawk. This will also help me to find all of the other people who bought this map, so I can steal supplies from them. Awesome.
Tag: home decor
Cool Planchette Clock and Mirror
Up your Ouija cred with this Planchette Clock and Mirror. Guess what? Every time you look in that mirror, you know which Hollywood star you see? Kate Planchette! Hahahahahha. You get a cool clock and a mirror. Perfect for that Ouija themed room you have in your house. You’re gonna look dead pretty in that mirror.
Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set – Day of the Bed
Ever wonder what it’s like to sleep on a bed of skulls? Wonder no more. This Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set is creepy and colorful. The designs are printed onto 100% microfiber polyester fabric. It’s available in king, queen and full sizes. Day of the dead? More like Day of the bed. Am I right? That is some awesome bedding with some awesome skulls all over.
Customizable Green and Gold Bat Tea Set
Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Something To Crow About – Taxidermy Crow Head
I’d really like to buy this Taxidermy Crow Head, I’m just not sure if I want to pay by escrow or not. Get it? Like Humpty-Dumpty, I really crack myself up. And I don’t need to fall from a wall to do it. If you want a bird’s head on your wall, this is a good choice. You’re making a good caw. I mean call. Oh well, time for me to spread my wings and fly. CAW. CAW. CAW! *feathers everywhere* I fell on my face. Hey, remember that general custer head? Those were freaky times.