When you have this Raven Light Switch Plate Cover, the Ravens only come out in the light. Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe-lease turn the damn lights out when you leave a room! I’m not made of money you know. Plus, it’s wasteful. So to leaving the lights on, I say “Nevermore!”
This light switch plate looks pretty cool. So don’t be bird-brained and turn out the light. That’s all I’m saying.
Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.
Whoa! Nice gargoyles ya got there lady. The sign’s nice too. This Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign is awesome. I’m gonna hang it on the bathroom door cuz after I leave that place needs to air out for like 12 hours. True story. But you can hang it anywhere that you want all hope abandoned for.
This Raven At The Window Nightlight reminds you that they are always watching. They being the Ravens. We humans are nothing but Bird TV. This is an awesome nightlight, but also a fright-light. It depicts a raven sitting on the sill of an ornate gothic window framed by gargoyles, cast in translucent resin and hand painted. You will have darkness nevermore!
These Mold Paintings from ShannonLeeArtist are paintings of mold. They go with your crown molding. The downside for me is that if I hung these on the wall, I wouldn’t even know the difference. Where does the wall end and the painting begin? No idea. The super was supposed to get some people in here to clean the place up, but as I learned on move-in day, he ain’t super. Not even cool or just okay. He just likes to count his money and laugh a lot.
Anywho this one is a painting of moldy applesauce. I own the original in my fridge.