Wait, I thought Taxidermy Bat Soaps were soap operas starring dead bats. Ya learn something new every day. These cool and creepy soaps have bat taxidermy type diagrams on them or in them. Your creepy crapper will look great decorated with these soaps. I’m just assuming yours is creepy. Mine is, but that’s only cuz I never clean. On the upside, I have discovered several new strains of mold and mildew. I’mall about forwarding science.
Tag: home decor
Garage Teeth Kit For Your House Of Horrors
This Garage Teeth Kit turns your garage into a Monster Garage. One that eats cars and taunts the neighbors. Perfect for Halloween. Hell, I’d keep this up year round. People gotta know how hungry my garage is. Add some eyes to windows above the garage for an extra scary look. My garage demands a sacrifice!
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Horror Movie Hand Towels
UndeadThreadDesigns makes these Horror Movie Hand Towels and many more. They have Freddy Krueger, IT, Friday The 13th and many more. They have cool embroidered details. I’d be afraid to wipe my dirty hands on any of these guys. Put them in the kitchen, in the bathroom,anywhere you need more horror.
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La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament
This Christopher Radko La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament is a real beauty. You know what La Novia means? It means “the bride”. Thanks Google. I really dig it, just not sure I’m ready to make a commitment like that yet. But it would look awesome on either my creepy Halloween or Christmas tree. Maybe if it was “the girlfriend”. I’m just not into being tied down right now. Not without a safe word at least.
Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair
Damn, this Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair is full of bones and skulls, including a skull that would be right at your back. No way I’m letting this guy take a bite out of me while I’m just lounging around ruling a kingdom. It’s perfect for Halloween, your illuminati events, or anyone evil who is trying to take over the world.