Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Miskatonic University Plaque – H.P. LoveCollege
Hang this Miskatonic University Plaque in your home and Cthulhu might just show up. I wrote a little poem about it.
There once was a girl from Miskatonic
Our relationship was quite plutonic
Because my peen was embryonic
She treated me like the plague bubonic
True story. It takes great pain to make art… Especially when you fall butt-first onto the pen and pencil holder.
Realistic Dead Alien Prop – Possibly In The Throws of Passion
This Realistic Dead Alien Prop looks like it just had some bad Mexican food. Or maybe it’s dying of intergalactic constipation. Actually, I just noticed that it’s clutching it’s alien groin-junk. So it could just be that I stumbled on some alien erotica and that’s not agony, but ecstasy. And now I feel weird. It must be good if it curls those toes. You go alien! You do you!
Haunted Doll Home Decor – Test Tube Clowns
What the- There’s nothing like decorating with a bunch of half naked, one-legged,burnt looking, clown faced dolls in some sort of mutant breeding tubes to brighten up your home. This Haunted Doll Home Decor is some real nightmare fuel. No, really. I was having a nightmare last night and woke up. I found this Haunted Doll Home Decor and went back to bed. Nightmare refueled! I really don’t want to talk about it. Not now. Not ever.
This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls
This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls. Also dripping some sort of black stuff that may be the blood of a bat or something. It makes tea time a tad more terrifying. Get the whole set and enjoy your tea dark. It’s dripping. Dripping everywhere. Oooooops. That’s because I was watching TV and just kept pouring. Sorry about the 3rd degree burns.
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