This Gargoyle Hourglass will let you know when an hour is up. Is it time yet? No. Is it time yet? No. Is it- WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THE HOURGLASS? Never mind, this one empties in 5 minutes. It is time. It is past time. We are late. Late for a very important date.
This thing has a cool gargoyle design and is going to look great in your home. I’ve never seen your home, but I’m just guessing, cuz this hourglass is pretty damn awesome.
In the future man will do battle with deadly cyborgs, decapitating them and decorating with their bio-mechanical heads. Behold Cyborg Skeleton Bookends. They say, “When not out killing cyborgs to survive a harsh wasteland-hell existance, I like to sit and enjoy a good book with a cup of tea. Otherwise if I see a robot, I murder it.”
These are going to look cool with all of my big-boy books that i don’t read cuz no pictures. I’m gonna set them up, one of each side of my books, then when they least suspect it, gonna remove the books and slap their heads together 3 stooges style. Quiet ya numbskull!
This Vampire Bat Sculptural Box will make ya squee like a little bat. But if it makes you flap your wings and fly around the room, you’ve gone too far. This bat will hold all of your little trinkets and baubles and do-dads. Not sure if it will hold your whatchamacallits. It’s bat-tastic. It’s batting a thousand. It’s bat-s**t crazy. Swing batter batter. Time to batton down the hatches. Quick, to the bat cave robin! Wait, was that the phone? Nah, you just heard my batarang! And with that, I’m off to adjust my meds.
I wonder what’s in that Blood Dragon Gothic Mini Chest. It’s got chains so you know there’s something dangerous and horrible lurking within. Maybe a blood dragon! Wait! What is a blood dragon? A dragon who feasts on blood? A dragon who volunteers at the blood drive. An anemic dragon? The possibilities are endless. Man, I hate mysteries! I want to open it! I must know! Okay guys, I’m going for it. One. Two. Three. Opening the lid-
Uhhhhh. Yeah, I can’t really talk about what I just saw. Words can not describe it. Think horror on the level of all three golden girls naked and engaging in group activities that are just plain wrong, when George Costanza walks in… then add a blood dragon. *shudders*
The Webcaster lets you spin realistic spiderwebs like Spider-Man himself. They look so realistic, you will swear you have a Black Widow infestation. It’s basically an awesome glue gun that makes cobwebs. Now I have to get one. Cuz I want my basement to look all creepy for Halloween, and the spiders just aren’t doing it fast enough. The “glue sticks” come in several different colors. Hope I don’t web myself in a corner. Fingers crossed.
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