Make some zombie poetry with the Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit. Put your creations on the fridge or other metal surface. I don’t know about you, but I find zombie poetry to be beautiful and romantic. If I create zombie poetry and display it on my fridge, does that count as being published? I’m gonna say yeah. But I get too distracted by the fridge and leave my poetry half finished, but never my burrito. That always gets finished. I’m just no good under pressure and by that I mean I get all gassy and crampy and doubled over, until the pressure is relieved. Then it’s back to snacking while I stare at the words in a kitchen that smells like a trash heap.
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Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace
Well that’s the final nail in the coffin! This Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace is pretty cool ciz if you ever come across a coffin that has been dug up and left there, you can be all like, nope! I don’t think you. Then hammer your nail in so no dead bodies can get away. Runaway dead bodies are the worst. I think they really nailed it with this necklace. I really do.
And please, just buy this one. Don’t steal one from a coffin. Remember, keep dead bodies in their place.
Spiders Pantyhose For Sexy Black Widows
This is a real leg slapper. Maybe even a knee slapper. Cuz if I see you wearing these Spiders Pantyhose, I’m gonna slap your knee and try to kill those spiders. But the first thing I’m gonna ask is, are those new pantyhose or have they just been laying around for a while in an abandoned house? Then decide from there how to proceed. Pretty sexy though, I have to admit. And I ain’t afraid to say that that’s a nice pair of legs. Looking smooth girl.
Gloves With Built-In Claws
Get away. I’ll cut ya man. Scratch ya real good. These Gloves With Built-In Claws are awesome cuz it means that every time it is cold enough to need gloves, your claws come out. And no I’m not scratching your back. These are just so I can hiss and scratch at the air, maybe dig in the dirt a little before I lift my leg. That’s just how I roll. Cuz I’m a werewolf. A Teenage Werewolf cuz I got more acne than hair.
Pinhead Hellraiser Necklace
Check out this Pinhead Hellraiser Necklace. I wish I was a Hellraiser. More of a smellraiser cuz I haven’t showered yet. But when I do I’m gonna shave and use my gelrazor. Then get dressed and put on my hellblazer. It’s a blazer with fire designs, don’t hate. Anyway, this necklace is pretty cool. It’s a Pinhead heart. Maybe Pinhead’s actual heart. Does it catch your Pinterest? See what I did there? Anyway, I gotta go so let’s stick a pin in this and catch up later.