Celebrate your horror-days, I mean holidays right with this Krampus And Dark Elves Christmas Ornament Set.
Sing with me:
Silent night
Terror night
All is dark
All is fright…
These guys are like a badass band that you invited to Christmas and they started drinking and smashing stuff and before you know it, you are held hostage, tied up under the tree with wrapping paper. When will it end? Please God, when can I wake up?
This Krampus Talking Doll is 7 inches of terror and I’m not being dirty. That’s just how tall he is. He is the anti-Santa and he has come to steal the souls of the naughty boys and girls. Give this doll to someone you love this Christmas and watch their horrified face, because he talks. And when he talks you will feel a shiver up your spine. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. He says, “I am Krampus! The naughty souls are mine!” Watch the recipient drop the doll and run away when they hear that.
We here at Creepbay wish you a merry Christmas and a happy Cthulhu. And we mean that too. We’ve sen Cthulhu unhappy and wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Well, maybe a few people. These Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards have a Christmas tree made up of green tentacles and a red eye. Give it to someone you love this holiday season. Much like the herp, it is the gift that keeps on giving, but this gift is much more pleasant. This is a set of 10 so you can really spread that Cthulhu Holiday cheer.
What’s a good name for an Undead Skeleton Cat Plush? I have no idea. I’m gonna call mine Mr. Bones. I’ll hug him and squeeze him and cuddle all night, then when I fall asleep he will eat my face and turn me into an undead zombie too. Then we’ll start a detective agency called Meow and Pal(Consultants to the living) and solve all kinds of cases, like X-Files stuff. I’ll be the one who always gets the girl, the cat will be the one always eating rotten fish brains. At the end of every episode we’ll high five and freeze as the end credits music starts.
“These Nightmare Monster Doll Christmas Ornaments scared the balls off of me.”
-My Christmas tree 2016
Looking for some nightmare fuel to keep the yule log burning all winter long? You’ve found it. These monstrous mutations from LaFemmePetit will scare the ever lovin’ pine needles off your tree and make the holidays horror-filled.
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