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Zombie Brains Pendant

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Zombie Brains PendantBrains! I need brains! Where are brains? Ohhhh look, a Zombie Brains Pendant. That brain looks abby-normal. Probably because of the zombie virus eating away at it, making this brain crave other brains. But isn’t that what the education system is all about? That was just a little joke about our education system. You know what’s not a joke? Fashion and style. This pendant has both. You can practically see that brain bubbling with zombie juices. Mmmmmm zombie juices. Can I get that in a juice box or sippy cup please? To go? Thanks. Can you write my name on the cup like that fancy zombie filled coffee chain, so I feel like a special little zombie snowflake? Awesome. You have yourself a good day too. *Drops a nickel and a lint ball in the tip jar*

This pendant really satisfies my craving for brains. When you wear it, make sure you say, “Hey buddy, my brains are up here.” Cuz that would be funny.

Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels

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Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels
Scare up some fun in your kitchen with these Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels. One has a knife, the other has a machete, but both will dry your dishes nicely. Or your hands. They are 100% cotton and 100% cool. This shop also has Hellraiser and Freddy. They are a great way to creep up your kitchen. You know how I creep up my kitchen? By never cleaning so I have a million cobwebs everywhere. Occasionally I’ll rip one from the corner and use it as creepy cling wrap. True story.
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Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree

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Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree
I don’t know about you, but my Christmas Tree needs more Cthulhu, Krampus and Zombie ornaments. Good thing this Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree gives you everything you need to have an instant scary tree. You have Cthulhu, Krampus, some skulls, more Cthulhu, more skulls. It’s as if a portal of evil has erupted from under the tree and did all of the decorating for you.

Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree.
You scare my until I peeeeee!

Santa is in for a real surprise when he gets to your house!

Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man

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Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man
So… That happened. The Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man wants to be your new favorite holiday decor. Looks like they have a good ginger bread train going there. All aboard! Choo choo! If you’re gonna do the whole human centipede thing, I guess being a ginger bread man is the way to go. That way, all you taste is ginger bread, instead of you know, butt. I love that guy’s face in front. He’s all like, “Holy shizz! I did not see my day going like this!”
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Universal Monsters Bust Banks

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Universal Monsters Bust Banks
Hey man, can I borrow some change? Nah, my monster says no. These Universal Monsters Bust Banks are a great way to save your money. For what? Other creepy and cool stuff of course. I’m saving money in my Wolfman bank so I can afford laser hair removal, cuz I look like a wolfman. I’m saving money in my Creature from the Black Lagoon bank so I can install a fish pond in my backyard and see if I can lure this monster to my house. You can also get Frankenstein, his bride, Metaluna Mutant and more. Monster banks rock!
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