The Freddy Krueger Troll Doll will invade your dreams and terrorize you when you sleep. But only during the 1980 and 1990s. Cuz troll dolls. Thank God we’re safe in 2018. Trolls ain’t sh*t in this era. I’m gonna go take a nap and there isn’t caca you can do about it. What? Trolls are making a comeback? Hmmmmm. Be right back. Just ordered a case of sleeping pills.
Tag: horror
Killer Bunny Mimic
Awwww. What a nice wittle bun-bun- AHHHHHHHH My hand! My hand! It’s just gone. Why must cute things always be deadly? This wabbit is wabid! A killer with teeth that will tear you to shreds. What’s not to love? The teeth are on the underside so it can just hop on its prey and have a quick lunch. Bugs Bunny? More like Thugs Bunny!
Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork
Check out this Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork. At last, I can give the middle finger to broccoli, peas, and cauliflower. F you vegetables. In fact, F you to anything that’s not a cupcake pretty much. That’s why you’re morbidly obese. What? Ain’t nothing morbid about it. I’m just fat as f**k! A fat F**k making a donut run. You want anything while I’m out? Ow, my heart hurts! Do me a favor and punch me right there? OFF! That’s the spot. Kicked back into gear. All good now.
Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends
These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.
Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle
Yo, why is your werewolf peeing on my lawn? Holy crap, is he peeing acid? There’s like a 1-foot deep hole in my grass now. Whatevs, a dog wearing that Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle pees wherever he wants. It’s not like I need my throat ripped out. Good doggy. *Slowly goes back inside*