We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!
Tag: horror
Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes Puzzles
I love these Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes. Of course, they’re all horror themed to a pinhead like me who can’t do puzzles. These are actually called “Puzzle boxes” cuz they don’t want to get sued by Rubiks. In case you didn’t know, Rubik is some nerd who is now a billionaire cuz he created a nerd box that nerds nerd over. Anyway, I digress. You can choose from Pinhead, Pennywise, the Hellraiser cube and Friday the 13th.
Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin Monster Sculpture
This monster sculpture is called “Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin“. It doesn’t say who Larry is or if he kicked the habit since then. We don’t even know if any cops showed up to apprehend him cuz he’s a monster smoking in front of a Dunkin Donuts. But we assume that happened cuz A: He’s a monster and B: Cops love donuts. Makes sense. How does he even smoke with that mouth? Ew!
Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head / Garlic Holder
Display the king of vampires in your home with this Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head. Perfect for vampire cults and old castles. If you get attacked by a werewolf, you can always melt this down to make silver bullets too. It’s a win/win. I think it might be fun to put a bulb of garlic in that mouth and keep this in the kitchen, cuz it makes it look even more pissed. Yeah, I might have to do that. Best garlic holder ever! Though some might prefer the general custer head to a vampire.
Killer Fashion – Autopsy Dress – It Murders On The Runway
This Autopsy Dress is going to murder the competition on the runway. It’s killer fashion. It’s made from flesh toned satin with real autopsy thread and y cut. There’s even a rubberized blood markings too. What are the odds that someone buys this and gets buried in it? That may be taking things a bit too far. What do you think? It’s part of the new fall Coroner Fashion line 6 feet under collection.