Normally anything with a skull and bones is going to make the last tea that you ever drink, but in this case your tea should be safe to drink. The Skull and Bones Tea Infuser is a spooky skull shaped tea infuser that brews up a nice cup of tea and keeps things nice and creepy. When you’re done brewing, rest the skull on the handy crossbones to prevent messes. Waiter, there’s a skull in my tea!
Tag: horror
Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture – The Wiping Dead
Wow. Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture. I don’t know anything about art, but I know what I like. And this ain’t it. I had no idea that ZP was such a problem, but apparently the torn anuses and tattered taints of a thousand victims tell another story. No way. If this is all I have, I ain’t wiping. I’ll just have mud-butt thank you.
Beware the wiping dead. Squeeze the Charmin? This Charmin squeezes you! With teeth!
Huge Vampire Journal For Your Interview With A Vampire
Damn that’s a big book! This Vampire Journal is perfect for those interviews with a vampire. Also great for vampires who want to write a list of their victims or keep a list on who has bad blood etc. I have bad blood by the way, just so we’re clear. No use biting me. This huge book has 100 blank and bound pages and a nicely detailed cover. Dear Diary… I vant to suck your blood, but I will settle for writing on your pages.
Awesome Gothic 3D Vampire Bat Mug
You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!
3D Skull Ice Cube Mold Tray Makes 4 Giant Skulls
Drinks just don’t taste right without some giant skulls in them. These are great for Whiskey, Cocktail(Giggling at cocktail), Iced Coffee, Iced Tea, Fruit Juice, Punch, Soda and more! I would fill this Skull ice cube mold tray with colorful fruits and water to make the skulls look all pretty and artful. You can make chocolate and jello skulls too. DI Y didn’t I think of this sooner? I need this.
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