You ever have one of those days where your hand provides a nice atmospheric light, while it burns down to a skeleton? That’s everyday for this Bleeding Hand Candle. I had one of these once, until I high-fived it and burnt the house down. Now I just have a tent in an alley and library wi-fi. Also booze. Lots and lots of booze from a bag.
Tag: horror
Sexy Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine
There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.
Awesome Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs
Oh man, these Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs are awesome. They are sure to make your tropical themed festivities much more frightful. You can choose from : Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Mummy. They are dishwasher and microwave safe, but not safe from my thirst. I’m drinking with Dracula, having a mimosa with the Mummy, and just filling the rest with beer so I can get my drink on. These are going to be your favorite mugs for any and every drink.
This Frankenstein Mug Has One Ugly Mug
Holy horror Batman! That is one ugly puss! But enough about your cat. This Frankenstein Mug looks like the meanest and ugliest drill sergeant in the world. “Get down and give me 40 pushups you maggots and move like you just got re-animated.” He looks pretty grumpy. I guess I would be pretty grumpy too, if I had bolts in my head. And bloodshot eyes. And staples in my head. Yeah, the dude has several reasons to grump it up. But he won’t say a word when you grab him by the handle and take a drink.
Glass Skull Beer Mug – For Skeleton Brew
Somebody beer me. And when I say beer me, I mean give me some beer in this awesome Glass Skull Beer Mug. I love this cuz when the beer foams up, it kinda looks like the skeleton has hair. Like white Billy Idol type hair. With a rebel yell, she cried Glug glug glug! Ahhhhh. Wipes mouth with sleeve cuz I’m classy AF. This is great for parties. You get a set of 4 – 18oz mugs. These mugs are durable, just like real skulls. And full of beer just like my skull.