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Cute Horror Character Pillowcases

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Cute Horror Character Pillowcases
Are you brave enough to lay your head down on Chucky? What about Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th? I wouldn’t do it. One is a psycho doll who is a deranged killer, the other a deranged killer with a machete. At least these Cute Horror Character Pillowcases are all cartoony and adorable. What could possibly go wrong? You can choose from Chucky or Jason. They do look super comfy and will creep up your living space nicely. Jason kind of looks like an owl. A demented deranged owl.

He’s probably all like, “Who. Who.” Then he’s all like, “Anyone, just as long as my machete goes in ’em.”
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Horror Movie Themed Pinatas

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Horror Movie Themed PinatasEver have the urge to beat the hell out of a horror movie character? Now you can, thanks to these Horror Movie Themed Pinatas. Plus, candy will fall out. Which is much better than blood and intestines and stuff. Etsy seller HangMeOfficial offers a collection of Horror Movie Themed Pinatas that have scared the hell out of us. Now it’s time for payback. Drop the candy biatch! Or else! Some of the characters include Freddy Krueger, Jason, Jigsaw, Pennywise the Clown, Michael Myers, Chucky, Leatherface and more.
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Horror Movie Underwear

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Horror Movie Underwear
thegeekgarden wants to cover your butt in Horror and I’m not just talking about all that butt-acne you’ve been ignoring. Hey, me too. It’s like sitting on one of those bumpy sea-urchins. I’m talkin’ Horror Movie Underwear. Check out Freddy Krueger gettin’ ready to slash dat ass. The best one is that kid from The Shining though, riding his big wheel into dat ass crack. You go Danny! Ride like the wind.
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Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Piggy Banks – This Little Piggy Went Kill, Kill, Kill

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Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Piggy Banks - This Little Piggy Went Kill, Kill, Kill
Horror pigs! Pigs of horror! These Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Piggy Banks from PigPatrol are a great way to save your money. This little piggy went to Elm Street. This little piggy went to Camp Crystal Lake. Both wallowed around in s**t and eventually got cut up for bacon, but that’s another story. You know what Jason piggy says? “Oink oink oink. Snort snort snort.”
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Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies

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Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies
Feeling mopey? Yeah, me too.It’s cuz I don’t have any of these Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies. I knew I was missing something in my life. It was a bunch of cuddly horror movie killers. You know what else is a horror movie killer? Diarrhea! Well, it’s a movie killer in general. Too many milk duds and a river of coke in my stomach. That’s why I always bring a change of pants to the theater. Lifehacks people!