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Zombie Nativity Has Neighbors Mad

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Neighbors Don't Like Ohio Man's Zombie Nativity
Some people in Ohio are getting all bothered about this guy’s Zombie Nativity scene. What’s wrong with celebrating the holiday with baby zombie Jesus? It’s not like the kid bit anyone yet. Still, I know how they feel. 8 days left until Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Woo-Hoo! Which is how I got in trouble for expressing my right to free speech too. Neighbors don’t like a fat guy in the front yard, made up to look like Jabba The Hutt, with a kitty in Slave Leia outfit chained to him. Damn, that kitty can choke ya too. Strong little bugger. I usually pass out once a night with that chain around my neck.

Seriously people, chill. If anyone has a problem with this nativity scene, or my celebration of Star Wars, you can go suck an egg. I always wanted to say that. Has anyone actually ever sucked an egg? Not me. I’m no egg-sucker, you mother-trucker, just ask my buddy Mark Zucker-nerd.
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Satanic Nativity Krampus Creche

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Satanic Nativity Krampus Creche
This is a nutty nativity. Wow. Two Krampus items in one day. Like Kanye West, I think this one comes to you straight from the Illuminati. This is going to be a special nativity to add to your holiday decorations. The Krampus is born! In the little town of Death-lehem! See what I did there? You might say that Krampus arrived by immaculate deception.

It comes with assorted demons and everything you need to celebrate the birth of Krampus. I think I see the three wise men. The guy with two heads, carrying the third head hung from their belt. Then there’s baby Krampus in the manger going all goo-goo and ga-ga and probably pooping himself. Not sure which one’s are brosef and Mary. This is a pretty frightful nativity for your shelf

Merry Krampus to all and to all, a good night!
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Naughty Nativities And Heavy Metal Christmas Figurines

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creepy nativity
Add a little Heavy Metal to your Christmas this year with figurines and nativities all done up in a Heavy Metal style. Etsy seller Coffincollector has all kinds of naughty and nice figurines that have been given a scary makeover.

They are guaranteed to give you a nightmare before Christmas. And during. And long after.
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