Dragons! They do exist! Check out this Dragon Skeleton Found in China. A bunch of villagers discovered this dragon skeleton in China. It is sixty-feet-long with a horned skull, a pair of dinosaur-like arms, and tons of rib bones. Man, all that sweet rib meat is just gone. No sign of wings though, so I’m thinking long ass devil snake. Is it a hoax? I have no idea. Probably just these villagers playing a realistic game of D and D. I feel sorry for the guy who rolls low on initiative when it comes time to clean that up.
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Hermit Crab Uses Doll Head As A Shell
This Hermit Crab decided to use a doll head as a shell, cuz why not. Crabs are the spiders of the sea after all and have to look for new ways to be even creepier to keep up with their nightmarish land-based cousins. The creature was spotted by Reddit user jamspangle on Henderson Island, a south Pacific island known for having tons of litter deposited there by ocean currents. So basically crabs will just use any old thing as a shell. There’s probably a crab that is right now walking around wearing an old shoe or a used condom. Crabs are just nasty.
via UPI
Get It Away – This Bug Will Haunt Your Nightmares
So this Arizona man was eating his breakfast when he spotted the mother of all nightmare insects at his window. It is called a camel spider, although I call it “HELL NO! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY! It is a mix between a scorpion and a spider, which is a fun fact. Scorpions and spiders need to stop f**king each other yo! Great, now I’m not gonna sleep tonight. Thanks spiders.
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Monstrous Spider Terrorizes Australian Couple
Here’s a good reason to never live in Australia. A couple in Australia had an unexpected guest at their home: a massive Huntsman spider. Presumably called that because they hunt men. This thing was the size of a dinner plate and appeared on a glass patio door. So basically you need a fly swatter the size of a car tire to kill it. And if you miss it will just hug your face and impregnate you.
They never did kill it so it is probably in the couple’s garden still, waiting to strangle their cat. Hell no! Never going to Australia.
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That’s Gross – Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway
Police in Oregon were in a slimy and sticky situation on Thursday. Also an icky situation. That’s cuz a truck carrying 7,500 pounds of live hagfish spilled its contents onto the highway and over everyone else’s cars. I was there man! You don’t know! You have no idea!
No humans were injured, but everything was slimy as hell. Also nasty and squirmy. Pfft! You haven’t been in an eel accident until a truck full of electric eels crashes and electrocutes everyone in sight. Maybe this guy was there.
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