Dragons! They do exist! Check out this Dragon Skeleton Found in China. A bunch of villagers discovered this dragon skeleton in China. It is sixty-feet-long with a horned skull, a pair of dinosaur-like arms, and tons of rib bones. Man, all that sweet rib meat is just gone. No sign of wings though, so I’m thinking long ass devil snake. Is it a hoax? I have no idea. Probably just these villagers playing a realistic game of D and D. I feel sorry for the guy who rolls low on initiative when it comes time to clean that up.
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Alien Body Mummified Remains
Oh man, these Alien Body Mummified Remains are freaky. It’s like Roswell all over again. Looks like Roger from American Dad, only more shriveled and fighting allergies from hell. Unless those puffy eyes are lady-parts. You never know with aliens. I’m gonna bust the government E.T. conspiracy wide open. I’ll set up an old black and white camera and do an autopsy. An alien autopsy. I don’t think that’s ever been done before. Right? What? Oh right. Well, I was in a coma for most of the 90s.
A government induced coma. Because I knew too much about the alien agenda- BRB doorbell.
A man dressed in black just called me Rip Van Winkle and told me to shut my stupid truth-hole unless I want another long nappy time. So I’m out.
Cremated Remains In A Ring
Etsy seller CloseByMe will put the cremated remains of your loved ones into a ring of your choosing. You send her a pinch or two of your loved ones and she will work her strange sorcery as she forges the (Loved) one ring. Then you can wear your precious and stop grooming and stuff, until you and the (Loved) One ring are in a cave together in Middle Earth.
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