Bad parents unintentionally grow hookers, pimps, pole dancers or naughty school girls. And now you can too. Without all of the diaper changing, parent/teacher conferences and eventual calls from jail. Just add water. Choose wisely. They are $3.45 each plus shipping.
Tag: novelty
Set The Mood With Poop Candles
These poop candles look like stinky sticks of dynamite. Good thing they aren’t, because I would want a longer fuse. You don’t want to be anywhere near these when they go off. Luckily they are just candles. Lumpy(and probably nutty and corn-filled) candles.
Check out the lumpiness and girth on these bad boys. You would really have to strain and practice some deep breathing to get these things out of your bowels. Then, once you did, you would need a good long break to sit there and pant, regain your breath. These are some seriously unhealthy Cleveland Steamers. If your biz looks like this, go coffin shopping right now.
They smell like roses and are bound to keep things classy in your home. More shots below.
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Ewwwwwww! Hairy Soap
Just try and get clean using these bars of hairy soap. It’s always nasty to reach for the soap and find somebody else’s pubes. Just imagine reaching for this soap and finding out that Chewbacca has already been there first, washed his junk and then cleaned his crack real good. Nasty.
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Rub A Dub Dub, There’s A Fetus In My Tub
Nothing smells fresher than a newborn baby. So fetuses must smell pretty nice. They should bottle that smell. Or better yet, just embed a fetus directly in your soap so you can smell fresh as the day you were concieved. That’s what Etsy seller Wombscape did.
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