Toys sure have changed since I was a kid. This custom Fifty Shades of Grey LEGO set comes with two mini figures. Also a whip, handcuffs and restraints. Kids these days.
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Glass Skull Beer Mug – For Skeleton Brew
Somebody beer me. And when I say beer me, I mean give me some beer in this awesome Glass Skull Beer Mug. I love this cuz when the beer foams up, it kinda looks like the skeleton has hair. Like white Billy Idol type hair. With a rebel yell, she cried Glug glug glug! Ahhhhh. Wipes mouth with sleeve cuz I’m classy AF. This is great for parties. You get a set of 4 – 18oz mugs. These mugs are durable, just like real skulls. And full of beer just like my skull.
Ouija Board Cup and Saucer Candle
Do you want one sugar or two in your tea? Oh forget it, this is a Ouija Board Cup and Saucer Candle. There’s nothing but wax inside. Oh well. As my former karate instructor Mr. Miyagi used to say, “wax on, wax off”. Admittedly, I only ever mastered the second part, which is why only one of my arms is ripped. Anywho, this Ouija Board combo will light up your room nicely AND let you commute with the dead. I mean commune. As in talk to them. Not travel to work them every morning. Although have you seen some of these people? Damn, talk about working stiffs. They are the walking dead.
Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace
I’m a Freddy, but my BFF is more of a Jason. So this Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace is perfect for us. We’re always fighting. I’m invading his dreams, he’s slashing at me. We often end up dead piled on top of each other. One time I woke up with an Oscar Mayer hot dog sticking out of my wound instead of a knife. That trickster. What a scamp! That’s friendship for you.
Werewolf 3D LED Lamp Has Big Teeth
You don’t have to wait for a full moon to see a werewolf anymore. You can have one that looks like a hologram thanks to this sweet Werewolf 3D LED Lamp. Perfect for the home or office that is lacking in scary werewolf jaws and teeth. Sadly, that is most homes and offices in the world. You can change the color or even have it cycle through different colors. This thing looks vicious.