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Alien Spider-Lady Sculpture

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Alien Spider-Lady Sculpture
Spider-Lady, Spider-Lady. Does whatever a Spider-Lady does. You know, eat her young, go to spinning class and spin some kick-ass webs all over town, wield a knife- Wait. What the- This Alien Spider-Lady Sculpture is more badass than I thought. Nice Medusa-like hair too. Your web or mine baby? You promise not to bite my head off after? Cool.

*Some time later* That was great baby! *Smokes* Nah, I’m good. I don’t need an extra blanket. No, really, stop spinning that cocoon around me. It’s too hot for- Oh poopy.
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Flock Of Ravens For Your Wall

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Flock Of Ravens For Your Wall
And I ran. I ran so far away. I just- Oh wait. That’s a Flock of Seagulls. This is a Flock Of Ravens For Your Wall. What’s the name for a flock of Ravens? An unkindness, a murder, a gaggle, a giggle, a gander, a curiosity, a regiment? I have no idea. I just know that these ravens are gonna make your wall look like an army of birds are materializing through your wall.

That’s crazy. Feather-pluckin weird if ya ask me. I don’t know what everyone’s raven about?

Skeletons in the Closet Coaster Set

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Skeletons in the Closet Coaster Set
I don’t have any skeletons in my closet. Except for this Skeletons in the Closet Coaster Set. That’s probably because I don’t get much company. You should always keep your skeletons in your closet. I mean, skeletons, right? People see skeletons outside of your closet and they think you’re a killer. Yeah, a killer decorator! Nobody understands my love of the creepy!

Awesome Cthulhu Journal

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Awesome Cthulhu Journal
This Cthulhu Journal looks pretty friggin’ cool man. Use it as a diary, or a journal, or a place to write your awesome yet unappreciated Cthulhu fan fiction titled “Titillated By Tentacles” aka Miskatonic Mistress. Or “A tentacle fondled my mountains of madness.” Or just you know, use it for grocery lists or something. But I really want to read your fan fiction. Sounds exciting and neurotic. I mean erotic. I mean. I don’t know what I mean.

Illuminati Necklace

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Illuminati Necklace
Oh look, an Illuminati Necklace. It’s the all seeing eye of the illuminati! Pffft! I bet it didn’t see what I did in the shower earlier. Spoiler alert: I peed. When ya gotta go, you gotta go. Technically I wasn’t “in the shower” yet, but I did it anyway. It’s like my litter box and I’m a bad bad kitty. *Licks paw and rubs my head.*
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