A “TV Lamp” is a lamp based on the 1950’s art objects which people would place on top their TV sets as decor. Well, check out these cool Frightening Monster TV Lamps. There are several different aliens and monsters available from the MooreMonsters shop. I’m gonna put one on my razor thin HDTV. Oops, it fell. That’s okay. You can display these anywhere and they will look awesome and scary. I think I might have to collect them all.
Tag: odd
Alien Xenomorph Blood Splattered 8-Bit Pop! Vinyl Figure
How would you like to walk down a dark spaceship corridor and see this Alien Xenomorph staring at you? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind as long as he brought some doughnuts. I’d probably eat all of the doughnuts first and then scream. That’s just good manners when someone brings you a gift. At first, I saw all of the green on this figure and I’m like, “Is that boogers? It looks like boogers.” Then I remembered that aliens have green blood and I’m like, “Hmmm. I have flicked a lot of blood on my walls. Even by alien standards.”
Freaky Phrenology Head Brooches
Get yer head screwed on right with these cool Phrenology Head Brooches. Get your head in the game. Be the head honcho. Play some head games. You can consult your brooch whenever you need to know what part of the head controls what. Make your headway with your life. You know what I’m saying? Now I gotta head on outta here. Later peeps.
Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware
Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.
Plague Doctor Magnet
Check out this Plague Doctor Magnet peeps. The plague doctor is better than the preg doctor. Cuz that means you knocked someone up. This cool magnet is going to be perfect for my fridge. It will help to remind me that Ice Cream is the plague. Seriously, it goes straight to my hips and not just cuz I used ice cream that one time to lube my hips up so I could crawl in the doggy door to get more ice cream. The plague doctor is my new diet friend. I like him cuz he says eclairs and potato chips are good for me still. Then he caws like a bird and is off to see his next patient. Anyway thanks. Kay. Bye.