Like seriously. A lot of freakin’ teeth. You might want to put braces on that bro. His name is Eustace and he is seriously creeping me out. He’s all black gums and teeth. I swear, I can hear him going all nom nom nom and clicking those teeth as he moves closer-*jumping out of my flabby blogger skin*
Nevermind. That was my grandma asking how much medication is too much. Same answer as always granny. If you can interact with me, you need more. And for the last time, my name is not “false teeth clicking” mixed with “gum smacking” and followed by an old person sigh.
Anyway, where was I? I have no idea. Neglecting old people is tough work. Oh yeah, this thing looks like it posed for a mutant yearbook. He is most likely to succeed…In biting your face off.
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You know all of those crazy people who collect cabbage patch kids and treat them like actual kids cuz they are nut jobs? Of course you do. You may even be one of them. Well, now you can own your own 
Don’t miss your chance to get this 
This dual turkey legged monstrosity is supposed to be an angel. I would guess it is the angel of genetically engineered meat even though it was listed on ebay as “HANDMADE OOAK WINGED ANGEL. DOLL .WALL OR SHELF —–PRETTY COOL!” Pretty cool indeed if you need a flying hunk of double turkey leg dressed like your grandmother wearing her favorite doily.