Awww. Look how cute the Cosmo Sock Alien Plush is. So adorable. Look at those hearts on their bodies. Hearts mean love. So when they forage around your fecal fortress with their special probes, they’re just loving on you. Hmmm. I guess that applies to some humans too. Don’t be fooled by these cute plushies. Aliens are dangerous! Never forget! I don’t even wear clean underwear anymore or wipe myself, cuz if they come for me, they’re gonna find a nasty surprise! Surprise alien mofos! Either clean me up or toss me back! Preferably both.
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Scary Black Skeleton Plushies
You can hug ’em and you can squeeze ’em, but you just know these Black Skeleton Plushies are gonna kill ya in your sleep. Maybe even while you’re awake. These are basically teddy bear skeletons. Well, one is a teddy bear and the other is a bunny. They are going to look nice and terrifying in your home.
Fun Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys
Who doesn’t love plush toys? You can hug ’em, snuggle ’em and love ’em. Even when they depict terrifying horror characters. These Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys are plush toys that are more flattened than usual, but still adorable. The first three toys in the series are Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Chucky. They may be flat, but they have a ton of personality.
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Squatty Potty – Dookie The Pooping Unicorn Plush
Do you own a Squatty Potty? I do. Dookie The Pooping Unicorn has changed the way I poop. Saved my life. Cleansed my colon. Got my Cleveland Steamer running better than ever. He better my bowels. My rhoids are less annoyed. While my pooping is still not leveled up enough to poop rainbows, my Hershey’s kiss production line might just turn a profit for the first time in years if I can just find some of that colored foil and some ribbon shards to package it in. What I’m saying is a heartfelt thank you.
Thank you Dookie for making America great again. For my butt.
If you feel the same way, you’re gonna want this Dookie The Pooping Unicorn Plush. He will keep you going. Help you keep the faith that your pooping will get better. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. *tears* I used to poop little pebble pellets, but ever since I got Squatty Potty, I poop giant grizzly bear mounds and am a mighty beast in my own bathroom again. My spirit animal is is now a Jedi ghost formed from noxious sh*t stink and I am slowly learning the ways of the force. Thank you!
Alien Christmas Ornaments That Are Also Dolls
Stick these Alien Christmas Ornaments on your tree and celebrate like it’s Area 51 up in dis biatch. That’s when ya party all night and then give everyone missing time afterwards. They double as alien dolls too. You can take them out of their ornament incubation chamber and display them standing up. They’re plush so pretty darn cute too, with metallic fabric. They come in 2 sets with several colors.
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