Check out these Plush Unicorn and Goblin Hearts from Floozey. I just pulled them from their chest cavities myself. They’re supposed to be good luck right? Give the gift of the heart of a mythical creature to someone you love. Just so we’re clear, I heart this!
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Plush Cockroach Pillow
Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Alien Xenomorph Plush Toy
Awww. Look at the cute little Alien Xenomorph Plush Toy. Sit. Good boy. Roll over! Good job. Play dead! Why aren’t you doing anything? *Attacks my face.* ARGHHHHHHH! Get off me! Get off me! Fine, I’ll play dead. Damn! Surely this smiling and soft little Xenomorph wouldn’t hurt anyone. Well, aside from what’s left of my face. Seriously, it’s all good. Take this guy off my hands. Please? I have to sleep with one eye open. C’mon guys. Somebody take him. Didn’t even leave enough face for a Facehugger!
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Large Kraken Octopus Plush
Unleash the Kraken. And set him over there on the couch. Dude looks cool. This Large Kraken Octopus Plush is large and in charge. *Puts nerd glasses on.* Technically it’s an Octo-Plush not an Octopus. Etsy seller WowWowGifty has several different styles of huge Kraken available and if you want something different tell them to get Kraken on it right away.
Just set this guy on a barstool or on your couch and wrap his arms around you whenever you feel cold. He’s basically a blanket. Or a scarf for eight people. Or an eight person strangling machine. It’s all about perspective, isn’t it? Check this out: Spin him around on a barstool and you have a tentacled face-slapping machine. So versatile! So stingy and slimy when those suckers hit ya.
These Plush Skull Slippers Have No Soles
These kicks have kicked the bucket. These slippers have lost their sole. These Plush Skull Slippers must be what the Grim Reaper wears on his day off, when he’s just reaping around the house. You know, he’s sewn a lot all week and on the weekend he’s gotta reap what he has sewn. I would just stop sewing. Problem solved.
Anyway, these slippers are to die for. I hear that if you want a larger size you have to throw down calcium chews and just let them gobble them up. Cuz calcium builds bigger and stronger bones. Get it? Whatevs.
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