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Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos

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Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos
These Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos from LuxCups are fun and freaky. I would totally wear them, but I can’t, because they’re prints. You have your shark in a suit (Must be a lawyer), a nun with a dinosaur head, Godzilla as a priest and more. I wish I could get these guys as action figures.

I’m weird like that, but that’s why you and I get along. I bring you the weird and freaky stuff, you bring me warm fuzzy feelings. Nevermind. Didn’t realize I was rubbing the fuzzy dice hanging from my computer. OUCH! Never mind. It was a pair of bees! Damn my bad eyesight and your furry hides!

Anyway, the point is we’re all good, you and me, but if it’s a parasite host relationship kind of deal, I’m pretty sure I’m the parasite. Just sayin’. No need to flush me out of your bowels or anything though. I’m the good kind. Of course, that’s just what a parasite would say, isn’t it? I guess you’re just gonna have to trust me. We got a mutually beneficial thing going on here.
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Horror Movie Villains Playing With Cats Prints

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Horror Movie Villains Playing With Cats Prints
Cats are everywhere. They’re clogging the internets and filling up the homes of crazy cat ladies. You can’t get rid of them. Just ask these horror movie characters. They all have cats, because cats are a natural de-stresser. There’s nothing more stressful than being a horror movie character and killing people for a living. These prints from StupidAnimalShop celebrate their relationship with these little fur balls and show their softer side.
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Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints

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Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints
Yeah, this is what’s Kraken on your walls. These Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints are kraka-laka-crazy. You can practically hear the screams of seamen as it attacks the boat. I know that sounds sexual, but notice I spelled seamen the right way and everything. So you are the one with their mind in the gutter. I suggest you get it up out of the gutter,rinse it off real good with soap and water and try again. Really. Some people.

Anyway, that ship is full of seamen whether it likes it or not and once the Kraken attacks, that beast is gonna have a whole mouth full of seamen. Bits of seamen will probably be all over it’s face. There’s gonna be seamen spraying everywhere.

It’s a cool set of prints.
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Watercolor Horror Art Prints

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Watercolor Horror Art Prints
If you need some new scary wall art, check out these cool Watercolor Horror Art Prints. Speaking of scary wall art, it’s probably about time I cleaned up that spaghetti sauce mural on my wall. You know, that 10 foot x 10 foot objet de art that was created every week over the course of like a year, cuz I get pissed of during each episode of The Walking Dead! “What? No Effin’ way!” *Throws plate at the wall.* But that’s neither here nor there. It’s on the wall. It’s kinda everywhere.

Etsy shop SubjectArt sells all kinds of awesome watercolor prints. These horror themed prints are some of our favorites. Check out a few below, then hit up their shop for much more.
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Universal Monster Postcards

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Universal Monster Postcards
Send some monster mail with these Universal Monster Postcards. Cuz you know, monsters are universal. No, really. They are everywhere in the universe. Like Jesus. Even on Mars. I’ve seen the mummies on Mars and let me tell you, they don’t stop until you are dead. Never saw the Invisible Man though. Duh.

Anyway, these postcards are pretty cute representations of the Universal Monsters. All eight are here. Each card is full color and shows these horror icons in humorous scenes. Do you even snail mail bro?

Do the monster mash while sending some monster mail.