Mummies; you know they are dead but you just can’t get it out of your head that they can come back to life without warning and start walking around. Maybe wrap their hands around your neck. If you’re hosting a party at your place and want to try out something unique and scary on your front porch, this Life Sized Horror Mummified Skeleton Prop is arguably better than a teddy bear with its eyes dangling out of its sockets. Being life-sized, and the fact that it looks so realistic with bendable arms and feet makes it scarier. The rotting flesh is also very convincing. You can imagine a silhouette of him sitting on your front porch chair on a moonlit night scaring the hell out of passersby and neighbors.
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Mummified Corpse Head Props
BlindDeadRelics makes Mummified Corpse Head Props that will have you scratching your head. Not your own head, but probably this mummified head. They have a variety of decorative deadheads. This guy looks like he’s deep in thought. Probably wondering how he became a disembodied head. And hoping for some moisturizer.
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
Oh yeah. Check out these digits. The Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica is probably meant to be admired on your shelf, but imma put this bad boy on and slice some veggies, maybe chop up a salad. I know a good kitchen accessory when I see one. This is a screen-accurate prop replica of Freddy’s glove from the original classic A Nightmare on Elm Street.
More like a nightmare in my kitchen. Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes me to lose some fingers? I’m gonna say under two minutes. I predict I’ll lose a pinky first, while I’m trying to slice up some carrots.
Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue
Check out this Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue.
Oh man, I don’t feel so good. Must have been something I ate. I think I’m just gonna lie down over- AHHHHHHH! Something’s ripping up my insides and for once it’s not a fart. OH GOD! OH GOD! *Alien bursts out of my chest* Are you as surprised to see me as I am to see you? Cool. Technically you’re my kid you know. I just gave birth to you. And I want to thank you for being considerate enough to not burst out of my rectum. *Kisses his slimy head, then it bites my face off*
Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza
Want so soul food bra? Oh man, I love soul food! Bring it on dude! Okay, here ya go! What the shizz! *pukes uncontrollably* What the hell is that? Soul food. Nightmare on Elm Street style!
This Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza lacks every good topping, but is instead topped with tormented souls. It’s battery operated, so the souls are animated. Plus it comes in a themed pizza box. Freddy sure knows how to serve up a piping hot pizza. Remind me never to hang out with him on Superbowl Sunday. Or ever! I’d hate to see his chicken wings.