How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.
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Realistic Dead Alien Prop – Possibly In The Throws of Passion
This Realistic Dead Alien Prop looks like it just had some bad Mexican food. Or maybe it’s dying of intergalactic constipation. Actually, I just noticed that it’s clutching it’s alien groin-junk. So it could just be that I stumbled on some alien erotica and that’s not agony, but ecstasy. And now I feel weird. It must be good if it curls those toes. You go alien! You do you!
Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light
This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.
Huge Vampire Journal For Your Interview With A Vampire
Damn that’s a big book! This Vampire Journal is perfect for those interviews with a vampire. Also great for vampires who want to write a list of their victims or keep a list on who has bad blood etc. I have bad blood by the way, just so we’re clear. No use biting me. This huge book has 100 blank and bound pages and a nicely detailed cover. Dear Diary… I vant to suck your blood, but I will settle for writing on your pages.
Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica
Fans of Tim Burton’s early work (aka putting scissors on Johnny Depp’s hands) will love the Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica. Those hands have scissors! Those are scissor hands! You always know how a game of rock, paper, scissors is going to end with Edward. He only has one play. Poor guy.
This 1:1 scale replica has been authentically recreated and detailed with incredible accuracy. I plan on using it to cut my hair so I can save money. It will pay for itself sometime in 2046. It measures about 24-inches tall x 18-inches wide and is limited to 500 pieces worldwide.