Hey, nice rack! I mean ribs. Nice rump too. You got all of the best cuts. Ask your butcher about this Pink Meat Cuts Dress. Then shimmy your shanks in it and shake your rump roast. Cuz you are grade A, prime cut meat baby. You and I should have a meat and greet. I feel a tingling in my tenderloin. Actually it’s more of an itch, but anyway… I don’t want to get all em-broiled in this dress, but I think it’s awesome. No, really. Not busting your chops. Your pork chops.
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Anatomical Skeleton Teapots
Etsy seller bycandlelight27 has some really nifty teapots for sale if you like anatomy. And I do like anatomy. I was checking out the anatomy on this girl at the coffee shop earlier. She had a fine set of teapots, but her cups were a little small- But that’s not important right now.
Back to these teapots. They come in a skull, ribs and a hand version. That way you can think about the human body while you pour your tea and appreciate all of your parts. Nature really is amazing. Even if those parts are all icky and sticky and gross.
Want some tea? You can’t have any. It’s called anato-ME, not anato-YOU.
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Anatomia Humani Corporis Renaissance Anatomical Sketchbook
This book is ribbed for your (reading) pleasure. This art journal is called the ‘Anatomia Humani Corporis’, ultimate Renaissance anatomical sketchbook. That’s way too many big words in a row. I’m pretty sure that’s fancy talk for a sketchbook. Also, am I the only one who has the urge to stick a pair of tweezers in that rib cage to try to get the debri out. *BUZZZZZZ* Man, I do not have the hands of a surgeon. That’s okay. If it wasn’t for incompetent doctors we would have no butchers.
This fancy-schmancy leather bound blank book has 520 pages and is awesome for you artist types who like to draw guts and stuff.
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Rib Cage Accent Lamp: Ribbed For Your (Reading) Pleasure
Need some crib light? Get a rib light! Doctor, my lamp has stopped working! I need an IV stat! Get me those rib spreaders! Keep an eye on the patients vitals while I change the bulb!
Need a shade on your rib lamp? Then put some meat on your bones. The only thing missing is a pull cord to turn it on and off, that looks like an intestine. Only $100.
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