So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.
Tag: scary
Weave a Decorative Web – Spider Web Bookends
If you want some Spider Web Bookends you can just let spiders crawl all over your bookshelf and make webs, or you can get these cool Spider Web Bookends. I prefer the second option. It’s less icky and you don’t have to worry about stuff crawling on you at night. These will look great in your Gothic inspired decor.
Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation
Is it just me or does that ghost look like Dennis Rodman? Anyway, a group selfie was taken by visitors while they were visiting a haunted plantation in Louisiana. Then BOOM! Photobombed by the face of one of the place’s spirits. The image showed up on Facebook posted by The Myrtles Plantation. In a window behind the women, a face can be seen. Some think that it is Myrtles’ most famous ghost, a slave girl named Chloe, who is said to have been photographed at the plantation on other occasions in the past.
I don’t know about all that, but I do know this: I say we start calling any selfie with a ghost a “ghostie” from now on. Who’s with me?
via WAFB
Krampus Angel Tree Toppers
Turn your Christmas tree into a Krampus tree this year. And every year! These Krampus Angel Tree Toppers from SphyrnaEffects are the demented decorations you want. He just wants to sit on top of your tree looking all menacing and mean. Man, I hope he’s not too mean though. You don’t think he’s gonna poop all over my gifts do you? I mean, I guess I don’t mind little bird like poops, but I don’t trust him. I think he’s got a full yule log in him and the urge to build a log cabin.
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Krampus With Child Statue
The Krampus With Child Statue makes for a classically horrifying bit of Christmas decoration. Damn Krampus. Control yourself and get your tongue back in your mouth. You gonna throw that sacked up kid in a lake or drown him with your saliva? Poor kid. Look at him. He’s all dressed up with his good shirt, has a tie on, little guy wanted to look good for Christmas. Then this happens. You know the bottom of that sack is full of poop too, the only question is how much.