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Crazy Creepy Monster In The Keyhole Journals

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Monster In The Keyhole Journals
These Monster In The Keyhole Journals from Etsy seller MilleCuirs are giving me nightmares, but that may be just because I like to peep through keyholes. C’Mon that’s what they’re there for. I’ve seen like two murders, politicians cross dressing, even saw a raccoon giving an elderly dude a back massage once. Keyholes are windows to other worlds. Sometimes very dirty and very wrong worlds.

They see me peepin‘
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me peepin’ dirty…
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UFO Abducting A Cow Christmas Ornament

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UFO Abducting A Cow Christmas Ornament
This UFO Abducting A Cow Christmas Ornament with Light and Sound is going to abduct your Christmas and give it a thorough examination right up its chimney. It features lights, fiber optics, and a sound chip. The UFO lights up and makes a ray gun sound as it abducts that one Earthly beast. Sadly there’s no farmer to shoot his shotgun into the air and shake his fist, but I still think it’s cool.

Krampus Christmas Wreaths – Deck The Halls With Krampus

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Krampus Christmas Wreaths
Krampus is making a list. He’s checking it twice. He knows which kids he’s gonna slice and dice. These Krampus Christmas Wreaths will look great on your door or in your home. Ditch Santa this year and celebrate with Krampus. Or maybe hedge your bets and celebrate with both, cuz I wouldn’t want to piss Santa off. Etsy seller FantasyClayFlowers has several versions of these cool wreaths and they all look scary and awesome. Your kids will behave with decorations like these on display.

Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace With Ravens

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Victorian Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Check out this Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It’s got Edgar front and center, naturally. It also has some ravens and a skull. Do you own one already? Then you’ve been Poe-owned son! Get it? Powned? Whatevs, you know that was hilarious. Poe-lease I know you laughed. Seriously though, this is a sweet ass necklace. Your other necklaces will be worn…. Wait for it… Nevermore!

Gothic Candle Wall Sconces For Your Castle

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Gothic Candle Wall Sconces
These Gothic Candle Wall Sconces are the perfect decor for your creepy castle or haunted hovel. Other sconces don’t hold a candle to them. Get it? See what I did there? That right there was blogging comedy gold, so I hope you’re paying attention. The mirrored parts have a gold etched design and each has 4 handmade skulls. These will give your room a sweet Gothic atmosphere. The thing about candles is they lose their wax all night long. That candle there? He wax off all night? Okay,okay. No need to throw rotten fruit. I’m leaving.