Looking for some batty barware? You found it. These Gothic Bat Coasters are crazy. Bat s*it crazy. Otherwise know as Guano. They are going to look awesome in your Gothic themed kitchen or bar. They really ring my bell…fry. Cuz even though I don’t play baseball, I’m something of a bat boy.
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Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror
Time to get creepy and creative peeps. Today we’re gonna learn how to Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror. Pro tip: It takes more than just dipping a mirror in black paint and slapping a dead bird skull on top, although I have to admit, that would look pretty sweet too. But this actually takes work and stuff, some crafting skills and a willingness to end up with a sweet Gothic mirror that will impress everyone. If you make this let us know in the comments. I love Gothic style. Also love baroque, since I am always baroque anyway.
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Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure
It’s Jack Skellington! This Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure is a cool statue of Jack and Zero, with a cool twist. Cuz it also holds your keys. This way you will always know where your keys are and you won’t lose them. Is it Halloween? Is it Christmas? I have no friggin idea what this movie is trying to say, but I like the pretty pictures flying by my eyes. This statue is going to look sweet on your mantle. Even I couldn’t lose my keys with this statue nearby.
This Gothic Makeup Holder Is Full Of Skulls
So let’s say you have a lot of makeup to put on. Not me cuz I’m a dude, but let’s say you like to cake the makeup on like my ex-wife so no one can see what a harpy you are. You’re gonna need something to hold all of that makeup. In her case, a forklift. In your case, ya might want to use this cool Gothic Makeup Holder. It’s full of skulls that will organize and hold all of your stuff. Pretty sweet actually. This is a Goth girl’s best friend.
This Creepy Wrapping Paper Is Full Of Bugs
This Christmas everyone is getting their gifts in this Creepy Wrapping Paper. It’s Full Of Bugs. Also their birthday gifts. Plus, I’m giving them dead bugs inside, so no one is ever going to want gifts from me again and that will save me a ton of money. Yay me! I won the gift giving game. You win by not having to give gifts at all.