What the shizz!? Don’t be putting any of these Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments on my tree this year or Santa’s gonna puke all over the gifts. Like that time everyone found a bottle of Gin, an emptied ashtray and a pile of puke under the tree in 2004, with the train going round and round it all, pulling along a little elf across the filth. Of course I was Santa that year and it didn’t take much after polishing off that bottle and ingesting about the tenth taco. These ornaments raise the puke-o-meter to vomit-con 5.
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Victorian Gothic Poison Black Tea Cup Candles
MeandAnnabelLeeShop sells these cool Victorian Gothic Poison Black Tea Cup Candles. They look like tea cups that are full of tea and poison, but they will light up your room instead of killing you slowly. Which is much better in my opinion. The poison tea tag is a nice touch. They come in all kinds of varieties and styles. So you can pick your poison.
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Tortured Souls Rings – Agonizing Accessories
Does wearing Tortured Souls Rings make you the devil? I have no idea. That’s one for a philosopher. What I do know is that if you wear a handful of these and start punching people, you are making tortured souls create other tortured souls and that’s pretty evil. Don’t do that. Just wear them and admire their torment if you’re into that kind of thing. That reminds me, my feet are hurting. I think it’s cuz I have some tortured soles in my shoes. Wait. I AM the tortured soul in my shoes. Man, that’s deep.
Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses
Whether it’s Halloween or Christmas, there’s one thing that’s always on the menu. Wine. Sweet “make me forget and wake up under an overpass” wine. And I prefer to drink it with Jack Skellington’s face looking at me, like a failed, not really caring AA sponsor. These Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses are great company. Hit me up again Jack. I still know my name. You shut yer dirty skeletal mouth. I’ll say when I’ve had enough.
Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus
Whoa! This Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus is here for the holidays. Ready to steal your kids and your hearts. Wicked kids everywhere better look out.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
Or you’re gonna die
Cuz Krampus is coming to town…