Day of the Dead? More like day of the diva! Cuz you gonna look so awesome in this Day of The Dead Skull Scarf girl! Do you like it? Of corpse you do. No bones about it, you better call the coroner, cuz that is one killer scarf. Lock it up and charge it with murder. Have a trial. Then watch it plead guilty.
Tag: scary
Kraken Tentacle Mug
Grab a tentacle and raise a toast- No, not that toast! You’re dripping butter all over the place! Raise your glass man! To the amazing Kraken Tentacle Mug! What? No. No, I’m not saying there’s a crack in the mug. I’m saying it’s a Kraken mug. Are you drunk already? I’m just saying the is cool, okay? Damn, I’m trying to write a blog post here.
That reminds me, why do they call them tentacles when they don’t have small tents on the end? If you trust the English language Octopi should occupy the center of a camping site and spread their tentacles out so campers have a place to sleep.
Just Wrong – Flashing LED Eyelashes
These Flashing LED Eyelashes are not futuristic, not cool looking and they have wires going over your ears that look like wire hangers and it makes them look like glasses for your eyelashes. Also you have to wear a motion sensor on the back of your head for them to work, so… Futuristic Cyborg fail! This is what you wear when you want to absolutely, positively keep the opposite sex away from you. Forever. Yeah, you will never know sex again. And no, I’m not going to explain it to you. I’m too busy having the sex and can’t stop. Won’t stop. Cuz my eyelashes bring all the girls to the yard.
The Lair of Voltaire – Gothic Homemaking
You guys need to check out The Lair of Voltaire. It’s a YouTube channel hosted by musician Aurelio Voltaire. He’s a goth dude who has adventures and shows you how to do all kinds of DIY Gothic homemaking projects like bat chandeliers and Ouija Board side tables. He makes some really cool stuff. He hangs out with a mummy named Orville Deadenbacher, you know stuff like that. I guarantee you will love it.
Dimensional Portals With Tentacles
Hang these Dimensional Portals With Tentacles from Etsy seller Shaunography on your wall so you can distract yourself from the real tentacle-filled portals opening up behind you. Seems like a good idea to me. Just put them all around your house so it looks like a massive attack from another dimension. That way if a real portal does open up, it will close again, cuz they will think their tentacled buddies have your place taken care of.
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