This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is going to give people nightmares this Halloween. It might scare everyone away from that candy, so you can have more for yourself. Freddy is offering candy from the grave after all. Is it real? Are you asleep?No one will have any idea. It measures about 22-inches long x 13-inches wide x 9-inches tall. Still want some candy?
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Amethyst Carved Werewolf Gemstone Pendant Necklace
Bring me the head of a werewolf. And make it carved from amethyst! Oh so pretty. This Amethyst Carved Werewolf Gemstone Pendant Necklace is available in gold, silver and brass. I’ll wear a bunch of these like Mr. T if it fends off werewolfs. It might attract ’em though, cuz they’re so cool and werewolves will want one. Even regular wolves would want one. Even a wolf in sheep’s clothing would want one. Damn these look great!
Badass Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets
Do we really need nature’s long land rats outfitted with the wings of nature’s flying rats? I’m not qualified to answer that. But that time has come. These Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets will give ferrets the ability to fly or at least look bad-ass instead of looking like furry snakes with legs. Enjoy your new flying ferrets people.
Mermaid Freaks Out When Caught On Camera
Mermaids. Those bare-breasted sirens of the sea. Those breasts are not for mortal man to see, as proven in this video. Some guy caught a mermaid sunbathing on a rock and when she notices that she’s being filmed, she freaks out and scurries off back into the sea. Mankind will have to wait another day, or perhaps a year, or a century, to see mermaid breasts, the most elusive breasts in nature.
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This Hand Skeleton Ring Has Quite A Grip
This Hand Skeleton Ring will make you feel like a little skeleton baby is clutching at your finger. No bones about it, that’s a great ring. I would never tell a fib…ula. I should have gone done a different (osteo)path with that joke. Well, you know I have a tendon-cy to do that. Besides I’m not feeling well. I think I have a femur. I mean fever.