This Alien In Bigfoot Costume Metal Wall Art should really come with a spoiler alert, even though I think we all knew this already. Aliens are Bigfoot. There, I said it. This piece of art proves it. See, this way they get to not only scare people in the woods, but then they can jump out of their Bigfoot suit and go rape bums in their fancy UFOs. Life is weird like that.
Tag: scary
Cyclops Monster Shot Glasses – Up To Their Eyeballs In Booze
These Cyclops Monster Shot Glasses are terrifying. Take a shot from a monster with a bloodshot eye. So I guess you are taking a bloodshot. Like they do at Vampire bars. You can choose from 12 nightmare inducing designs. You can also use these as candle holders. If you bang this shot glass on the table it is likely to bite you. These guys are up to their eyeball in booze. Know what I’m saying?
Set Of General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs
Check out these cool General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. *Fills each up with the corresponding cereal. Adds milk. Then quickly eats from each real fast, one after the other.* I like my cereal soggy, so I mix it up with my spoon. Otherwise known as the Monster Mash! You get Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, Frute Brute, Franken Berry and Yummy Mummy. The box is printed on both sides of the cup. Awesome.
Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines
What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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Human Skull Torch
When you are treasure hunting in a cave and your only torch runs out, what do you do? Easy, just whack your partner on the head, decapitate him and use his skull as a Human Skull Torch. Pretty nasty and icky. I think I’ll just bring an extra fleshlight. I mean flashlight. I meant to say flashlight. It means nothing. They just sound the same that’s all.