A new coloring book? Thanks ma! Wait- You want me to color in guts and bones and stuff. I wanted a Pokemon coloring book. Sorry, was having a flashback. That was just one of the things that scarred me for all time and led to a life of writing about weird and bizarre things all day. You have my mom to thank. This Anatomy Coloring Book is about taking your crayolas to some areolas. Stay inside the spines my friend. Draw… a breath on those lungs. It’s a fun book. I wouldn’t fibula.
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Petrifying Parody Books – Goodnight Goon
These Petrifying Parody Books are parodies of popular bedtime story books that have a dark and creepy twist. Cuz it’s never too early to get your kids into monsters and horror. You can choose from classics like Goodnight Goon and The Runaway Mummy. Kids are going to love these. Parents will love them. There’s nothing wrong with a little walk on the dark side before bed.
These Terrifying Alien Skulls Are All Teeth
Damn son, you got some teeth. Probably cuz you chow down on all those people you abduct. Or maybe cuz you like to rip into a nice juicy brontosaurus leg while you’re piloting your spaceship, eating them all up until they get extinct. Celebrate ferocious carnivorous aliens with these cool but terrifying Alien Skulls. Put ’em on your desk.
Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines
This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.
Icup Horror Pint Glasses
Enjoy a pint full of terror thanks to these Icup Horror Pint Glasses. They have a Freddy Krueger slash glass, Texas Chainsaw Splatter glass, Leatherface closeup, Friday the 13th. Drink up today, for we may all be horrible slashed tomorrow, but at least we will definitely be hungover AF.
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