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Jumping Spider Ring

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Jumping Spider Ring

Jumping spiders are adorable, but also nasty, because they are still spiders. All creepy, spinning webs out of their butt that you walk into. Hanging from their strings all creepy like above you in bed. Crawling up your arm while you are minding your own business, mowing the lawn. Ick! Despite my fear of these 8-legged beasts, this Jumping Spider Ring is pretty damn cute. Still makes me itch though.

When I first saw this Jumping Spider Ring, I thought they meant a gang of jumping spiders with like switch blades and stuff. Thank God! I can’t deal with spider gangs. I just like stuff like this Spider Hair Clip.

Gothic Coffin Mirror

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Gothic Coffin Mirror

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the handsomest of all? No need to answer. We all know its me. And as good as I already look, you always look better in a Gothic Coffin Mirror. It’s just a fact. This thing will look great in any haunted house or Victorian home. Plus you get to see what you might look like in a coffin. I gotta say, I look pretty at peace.

I just have to watch my cholesterol every time I reach for my Gothic Coffin Butter Dish. This Gothic Coffin Mirror is just too awesome. The perfect amount of creepy and stylish.

VHS Horror Movie Rug

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VHS Horror Movie Rug

This VHS Horror Movie Rug is sweet. All of my favorites are here. Friday the 13th. Scream. Child’s Play. Nightmare On Elm Street. This rug will bring back memories of all of your VHS favorites. Here’s an idea. Put on this blindfold. Now I’m going to spin you around and you walk on the rug. Whatever you land on, that’s what we are watching tonight. Oh man! You walked past the VHS Horror Movie rug and stepped in some cat puke. I guess you’re watching the cats tonight while I go to the movies.

This Horror Movie Word Search will keep you company. Laterz!

Raven Bookends – Disarrayed Books Nevermore

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Raven Bookends - Disarrayed Books Nevermore

Nevermore! Nevermore will my books be a mess. Thanks to the power of Ravens! Take flight my pretties! I mean perch! Just perch there and guard my books. These Raven Bookends look awesome and will add a bit of Edgar Allan Poe style to your domicile. Let’s be honest, we could all use a bit more of that. They are pretty realistic too. Are you raven about ’em? I am. Cuz I’m pretty ravenous for cool home decor right now.

These Raven Bookends are going to look amazing on the book shelf. And don’t forget about the Gothic Raven Purse. Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love these birds? I better never meet them.

Haunted Graveyard Earrings

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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

Whoa. I had no idea you ladies could wear Haunted Graveyard Earrings on your ears. All of you who wear these, your sexiness just went through the roof. Nothing says that you yourself are strange and unusual like wearing your own graveyards. And look at how cool they look. Now that is style! Unlike these MC Hammer pants that I’m still wearing in 2024. Hammertime came and went, but I figure what the hell, I get hammered all the time so. Whatevs.

Wear these haunted Graveyard Earrings with this Graveyard Ghosts Skirt. Damn girl! You lookin good. I don’t stand a ghost of a chance.