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Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

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Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

If you want a piece of Edgar Allan Poe, or at least his final resting place, check out this Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt. It bears a portrait of the man himself. The man who creeped us out and thrilled us with countless tales. And inside? Dirt. Dirty dirt. Which is the final resting place of us all, even if you get cremated. Wow, I’m deep today. Not six feet under deep, but pretty deep. It all goes back to the Earth. Well, I’m nice and depressed now. Not enough to take a dirt nap though. Never mind that. This Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt will make a great display in your home, letting everyone know of your love for this legendary writer.

If you like this, you’ll also like the Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust. What do you call fans of the writer? No idea. Lets go with Poe-sers. In a good way. No, I mean that with all respect. Not like how the kids use it. Okay, I’m shutting up now. What? I’m no Poe-ser. I mean I am, but! I’m done. Why do I even get up some days? I should just say Edgar Allan NO! And stay in bed.

Alien Mummy In Coffin

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Alien Mummy In Coffin

Check out this Alien Mummy In Coffin. I’m positive it is authentic. No doubts whatsoever. The seller says so. It was supposedly found in the Carpathians in western Ukraine and is the body of an alien child that seems to not be subject to decay. Yep. This is totally the real deal. No question about it. And besides, This Alien Mummy In Coffin does look like one of the little guys who woke me up that night and ran a bunch of anus-related experiments. Fare thee well intergalactic freakazoids and thanks for the Prep-H.

Not to be confused with Mummy Mike.

Black Tarot Deck

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Black Tarot Deck

Oh myyyyy. Look at all of the cool Gothic art in this Black Tarot Deck. It says that this deck will help with shadow work, which is where you enter the darkness and dig deep into your soul. I’m a little scared, but Imma put on my big boy pants, since this tarot card deck will offer you guidance on love, career, or even personal growth. I’m gonna unlock my inner wisdom. But first I’m gonna look at all of the cool art and say whoa!

If you like this Black Tarot Card Deck, you might also like this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Set. These sets are like talking a walk on the wild side of tarot.

Horror Movies Word Search

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Horror Movies Word Search

Are you at a loss for words? Me too, happens often. This Horror Movies Word Search will at least help you find all of the good horror movie words. Word searches can be fun after all and this one will also test your ability to find words related to horror movies. Can you solve the 100 searches featuring horror movies, characters, tropes and much more! I know I’ll be having a deep dive! Have fun and challenge your friends on movie night.

The Horror Movie Logbook is a great companion to this Horror Movies Word Search. These are both a must for horror movie fans.

Gothic Poison Ring

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Gothic Poison Ring

Man, remember the old days when you could just wear a special ring, fill it with poison and off someone? Yeah, I don’t either. Before my time. People were cray cray back then. Actually, they still are. Anywho, this cool Gothic Poison Ring has a pearl skull. Pretty neat. Now I know not to take tea from someone wearing this. Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice and I’m on the toilet for hours AGAIN after somebody loaded their ring with ex-lax and dumped it in my Earl Grey.

Still, this Gothic Poison Ring is all kinds of awesome. Hey it beats the Human Teeth Ring.