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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

May your garden rest in peace. These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will make your garden look like a cemetery. I don’t know who is buried there, but it’s probably Basil, Rosemary and Thyme to name a few. All will be remembered fondly. It is a great way to make your garden just a little creepier and you know we like that around here.

These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will look really good displayed with the Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter. Now that is a garden I can dig! See what i did there. I made a little garden joke. A very little one.

Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

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Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

You ever drink so much that you feel dead to the world? That’s the Day of the Dead my friend. Or at least how I celebrate it. This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set will help you get your drink on in style. The case is shaped like a coffin that your booze just climbed on into. May it rest in peace. And in my gut. It even has a lid so you can bury it in the back yard if you want. I would bury it and let my booze age. Then dig it up like 20 years later and have a party. A real Day of the Dead shindig. What’s a shindig anyway? A dig at a shin? Weird. Who cares? This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set is sweeet!

Anyway, I love Day of the Dead stuff. It’s funky and awesome.

Articulated Alien Chestburster

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Articulated Alien Chestburster

My chest hurts just looking at this thing. But it is kind of cute in that color. This Articulated Alien Chestburster comes in an assortment of colors in fact. You can keep him in your house, just don’t let him anywhere near your chest. It is about 24 inches of sheer terror wrapped in cute packaging. I might put this in the neighbors yard just because they piss me off. This Articulated Alien Chestburster is more like a heart burster when it surprises you in the middle of the night.

I got the Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament, I might as well get this guy too.

Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

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Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

If I were a vampire and wanted to take a safe nap without getting staked, I would hang this Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament on my door. Nope. Nothing to see here. The guy in the room is already dead, so just move on please. Yeah, that will work. Of course it just draws attention to the fact that there’s a dead body in here, so maybe not the best plan.

This is actually a good way to memorialize the loved ones you have lost. The Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament is usually attached to a coffin, but you can use it anywhere. When coffin plaques became popular way back in the day, people would remove the plaques from the coffin before burial to keep as mementos of the deceased. Pretty dark. I like it. Totally different from these Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments.

Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels

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Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels

It’s never too early for Halloween around here. I mean it is all year round here at Creepbay. We love odd stuff and the darker the better. Speaking of odd and neat stuff, these Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels are an awesome way to decorate your kitchen. Or your bathroom even. Get one of these custom embroidered towels with your choice of holiday designs! Choose from a jack o’lantern, haunted house, ghost, skull, witch, owl, bat or black cat design. They look amazing. Each is sewn with specialty glow in the dark thread so they light up the night. They make a dramatic statement and will definitely impress your guests and family. just look at these cool and bold designs.

They also make a great gift after you buy some for yourself of course. Spook up your home with these Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels and make everything scary and crazy. Just the way we like it. I might swap out my Gothic Bat Hand Towels for a few weeks. I’ve got like 5 sets of cool and creepy towels in rotation all year around. You have to. There are just too many cool Halloween hand towels.