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Pull My Finger Fart Scented Candle

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Pull My Finger Fart Scented Candle
Pull my finger. *sharts* Be right back. I have to go clean up. You shouldn’t have pulled it that hard. What are you nuts? This is why I need a Pull My Finger Fart Scented Candle. That way, I can get all of the smell of this joke, without all the mess of sharting myself like a volcano.

This fart scented candle is so realistic, once you light it, you’ll want to light another match! It says it burns for 40 hours, just like your butt would if you laid this much stink yourself. Mmmmmmm. Smells like home. *Passes out.*

Weird Scented Crying Candles

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Weird Scented Crying Candles
These Scented Crying Candles look like they’re crying when lit inside of their decorative bases. Crybaby! Cry candle! Go ahead and cry for your mommy! Ya dingus!

These candles make me sad. Not really. I like having somebody to bully by candle light. Wipe those tears ya pansy! *Crying myself. Talking all raspy in cry-voice.* It’s what daddy used to say to me. So shut up. Crybaby. You don’t even know….

Syke. *Points and laughs at candle.* Quit yer crying Jon Cryer. You cry so much you’re like a Terminator from Cry-berdyne? Are you Cry-net, trying to take over the world with tears?
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Bacon Scented Pillowcases

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bacon scented pillow
Bacon this, bacon that. Don’t you eat anything but bacon? “No, I do not. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to see a doctor about a coronary.”

These Bacon Scented Pillowcases will let you smell the sweet scent of burning pig flesh even when you are not frying it up in a pan. So for me that would be my mid-day nap when I’m between servings of this delicious treat. It’s a pillowcase. It smells like bacon. Enough said!

You know what I just realized? I’m so silly. My pillowcase already smells like bacon. Thanks drool!

Scented Beer Bottle Candles

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Beer Bottle Candles
These Scented Beer Bottle Candles are perfect for your mancave. For once you won’t have to get drunk and spill your beer in the wife’s candle to have a beer scented candle. Or spill wax in your beer bottle. Etsy seller UReflections
has done all of the work for you.

No more dumping beer on the carpet to get that smell. Now you can have fresh beer scent even if you don’t live in a beer splattered pigsty of your own making. We truly are living in the future.