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Stainless Steel Skull Head Whiskey Chillers

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Stainless Steel Skull Head Whiskey Chillers
Time to chill baby. With some Stainless Steel Skull Head Whiskey Chillers. And my whiskey definitely needs to chill. It was getting all uppity earlier and cursin’ up a storm. Gonna throw some of these in a glass and make it calm the f**k down! My Gin doesn’t act like that so WTF?

These skulls will chill any drink without watering it down. That’s what your kids are for. (They steal your booze and water it down. I don’t mean dunking their heads in your booze to chill it.)
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Talking Zombie Skull Skins

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Talking Zombie Skull Skins
Frightprops makes Talking Zombie Skull Skins that attach to their talking skulls and transform them into the stuff of nightmares. Check out the video below to see it in action as it talks in a weird accent. Just slip the skin over the skull and you are good to go for scaring the bejesus out of people. Slip me some skin bro! Was that inappropriate and mean to zombies? I have no idea. Fine, don’t slip me some skin. See if I care.

Go ahead and check out the video. Then go ahead and buy one to create zombie life and feel like a God!
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Kill It With Fire – Mechanical Walking Skull

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Kill It With Fire - Mechanical Walking Skull
My nightmares now walk on little legs. Awesome. I guess I should be happy that it’s jaws aren’t biting as it skitters around looking for prey. This walking skull was created by Japanese sculptor Y Nakajima, who has proven that he is basically insane. Why you gonna release this thing into the world? Why are you even thinking about these things? You are making people cry. And by people, I mean me. You could have at least given it a funny little hat or something.

Keep going for the disturbing video.
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Custom Spiked Skull Necklace

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Custom Spiked Skull Necklace
This Custom Spiked Skull Necklace is hardcore. Perfect for Biker chicks who are in the “Spiky Skull Gang”. Your bike could be all spiky to match, with a spiky leather jacket and spiky hair. Your name could be Spiky. I can’t wait to check out your motor-spike-cle. Sike! I mean spike! Nobody messes with the Spiky Skull Gang. Except for the Spite-ty Skull Gang, but they’re just spiteful. I think I had too much caffeine. My caffeine level spiked. Haha. That was one last joke. Like I spiked the ball over the net!

Gold Skull Bookends

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Gold Skull Bookends
These Gold Skull Bookends look pretty awesome cuz they’re shiny. Also cuz I just want to put some crazy eyes in those sockets. And I know you have a better book collection than these two books shown here. They look like cool ancient idols. *Stands before them. Wiggles my hands, loosening them up. Gently lifts one skull so my books don’t fall down. I smile and go to put the idol in my satchel. A mechanism clicks somewhere. Rumbling starts. Giant boulder comes down from the ceiling and chases me. I barely make it as I jump through my front door.*

You see why these are awesome? Again! Again!