Hang your coat on these Sinister Skull Wall Hooks and it will be like playing peekaboo with a skull every time you grab your jacket. You can also use them for your keys, skeleton keys obviously being preferable. If you do hang these up, I guess you could say that these skulls are spending all day and all night hooking it. Nasty girls. Ha! I crack myself up. Seriously though, these are going to look cool in your home.
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Guy Gets His Head Stuck in Cement-Filled Microwave
This guys Darwin award is in the mail. So this guy gets his head stuck in a cement filled microwave because YouTube. Before he could remove himself from the gene-pool some rescue workers arrived and took an hour to free him. I’m guessing they just took a hammer and a chisel and broke his head free. Adding insult to injury, their final whack at the concrete probably hit him in the head.
Final thoughts:
Some people just have a hard head.
Way to cement your place in idiot history.
What a blockhead.
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I Heart This – Plush Unicorn and Goblin Hearts
Check out these Plush Unicorn and Goblin Hearts from Floozey. I just pulled them from their chest cavities myself. They’re supposed to be good luck right? Give the gift of the heart of a mythical creature to someone you love. Just so we’re clear, I heart this!
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Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book
I love me some mythological monsters. Purely platonic of course. It’s not like some sexy female Sasquatch is meeting me in some seedy back alley and we do the nasty. Not recently anyway. Back to the point. The Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book is full of mythical creatures. I’m talking Medusa, vampires, kraken, Bigfoot and more. Sweet!
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Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves
These Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves are awesome. I like to use them to scare the hell out of people. Just put these on and then let your hand creep around the corner or a doorway so that people think a werewolf is stalking them. Nope. It was just me stalking you. Again. You want to alert the police before or after I leave? Just asking cuz it smells like you’re cooking dinner and I’m starving. Owwww! Don’t taze me bro! Okay, I’m going. Pranks are not so much fun these days what with all of the state of the art weaponry available.