You can’t buy this View-Master in the store! This Scream Queens custom view-master comes with a reel of retro horror photography. It features Glass Olive, Mosh, Anastasia Arteyeva, Victoria Elle and Briana Robertson. Glass Olive? I think I choked on one of them once. This View-Master is a scream. This set makes a very cool gift for anyone who likes to look at pretty girls on a viewing device in the privacy of their own home. Okay, it’s me. Big surprise.
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Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature
Mirror mirror on the- What the shuck! This Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature has a special place in my home so we can both be ugly in the mirror at the same time. I take that back. This mirror ain’t big enough for both our ugly. Now step aside before I break that long neck.
It is made with a skunk skull and Python vertebrae. So it is called a Skython. Or a slithering Snunk. On a different note, I don’t think I’m sober yet. Gonna come back and blog in an hour. I still won’t be sober, but I also won’t care. Kisses.
The Talking Dead – Guy Gives Amazon Alexa A Skull
Uh… Is this what Amazon’s Alexa is? I had no idea. Do not want! Mike McGurrin created this virtual assistant that is now a virtual nightmare. It made me throw up in my mouth a little and I now need a change of pants. Want to know what the weather is like? Just ask this dead/undead skull. The worst part is not the voice. It’s how it moves while speaking. It needs to be killed with fire immediately.
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Leather Zombie Backpack
This Leather Zombie Backpack is basically dead zombie skin that will carry your stuff. This is what you wear when it all hits the fan people. And by “it” I mean caca. Doodoo. Feces. When zombies are walking the Earth and every day could be your last, at least you’ll look awesome carrying this around. Zombies will fear you and that’s what’s important in this world.
Freddy Krueger Custom Converse
One two, Freddy’s got new shoes. Three four, put ’em on the floor. Five six, that’s a sick pair of kicks! Freddy Krueger Custom Converse. Imma get these cuz it would be awesome if Freddy attacked my dreams and I outran him in his own damn shoes. I don’t think I could wear them though, cuz it looks like Freddy is ready to slash my laces forever and ever.
Damn, gotta replace those laces. There, that’s better. What the-? Slashed again! Dammit Freddy! Do it one more time! Dammit Freddy. You did it! I just bought a bulk case of shoelaces on Amazon.