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Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors

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Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors
Damn son, you ugly. This Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors is either a monster or some guy making a fart face. Hey, sometimes it’s tough to squeeze one out and when you finally do, your face gets all twisted up. Who you winking at man? By the way, that vein on the side of your face? You need to get that checked bro. Looks like you got a fat juicy earthworm in there. Is it wrong that I want to shove food in his mouth? Yeah, probably wrong. I just want to see how much it holds cuz it looks like a bottomless pit.

This is the perfect book of horrors to draw other horrors inside of. The first page should really be an x-ray of that freaky face.

Nightmare Decor – Creepy Doll Head Pillow

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Nightmare Decor - Creepy Doll Head Pillow
Hey there doll face. You’re freaking me out. This Doll Head Pillow is just a big old head. Of a doll. It looks surprised. It should. I would look that way too if someone was watching HBO and eating pizza, then farted on me while lifting a cheek. Just sayin’. There ain’t nothing creepier than dolls. Except big old doll heads on your couch.
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Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes That Glow

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Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes
This is the Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes that I’ve been waiting for so I can be a villain who tries to take over the world. Petting a cat is mandatory when sitting in this chair. As is a shark tank. And I don’t mean that stupid show where people invent stuff. I’m talking great whites. I am the man in charge now biatches!

I’ll sit with my back to the door so the skull eyes can hypnotize my enemies when they enter my lair.
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Real Horror Happy Meals and Jiffy Pop That You Can Buy

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Real Horror Happy Meals and Jiffy Pop That You Can BuyRemember Newt Cloninger-Clements? He’s the dude that made those horror happy meals. Well, now you can actually buy them. Etsy shop HangMeOfficial has made a bunch of them that you can purchase. You can even get them with the toy included if you pay a bit more.

They also have horror themed Jiffy Pop pans. I say horror all of the food stuffs! Do these have actual popcorn inside? I have no idea since I half-ass my job and couldn’t be bothered to look, but I hope so. Even if they don’t, they are pretty cool.
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Molten Lava Gargoyle Decoration

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Molten Lava Gargoyle Decoration
This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.